| 10 things I learned about babies..
1. They smell like breast milk all the time.
2. They burp OUT breast milk...all the time.
3. They have really small nostrils...and really small boogers.
4. They cry a lot.
5. The 5 common baby cries:
- the "i'm hungry, don't make me slap you" cry,
- the "i can't wait to burp in your face and all over your clothes" cry,
- the "give me my pacifier or die" cry,
- the "i'm peeing and i'll stop crying once i'm done" cry,
- and the "i'm pooping, it feels so good" cry.
6. When you finally pat them to sleep, you want to pass out from exhaustion, too.
7. They randomly open their eyes while asleep. Like HUGE.
8. I never want to change a diaper. Ever.
9. When you are out in public, you tend to notice all the other babies and think "hah! mine is cuter than yours!"
10. They are edible.
 
 
Isn't that cool? His hands are so small. I was so close, but I was already full of food. Such a tease...such a tease.
My sister and her wisdom
I haven't seen Shana in a while, so my trip to Boston was long overdue. It's always nice talking with her... she and her husband are oober nerds (in a good way, of course), so she tends to shed a different light on certain things...like my name.
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harry: so yeah... I'm going to buy recording equipment set up an actual website for my music recordings, etc.
shana: wait a minute harry. what are you going to call it? oh my gosh, by the way...
harry: what?
shana: i was worried about you the other day.
harry: ...?
shana: you're never going to get married.
harry: (what the..? where is this coming from?)
shana: i mean, who wants to marry a guy named Harry. Wang.
harry: 
shana: you should change your name to harold.
harry: no way. harold wang. that's just sounds so...
david: he sounds like a jerk.
shana: seriously. no one's ever going to want to marry a guy named harry wang.
Thanks
Shana. So maybe it wasn't me. Maybe I scare the ladies away with my
name. ..and here I was thinking that it was a good
thing. doh.
*let me sneak one more in here.
my sister's rendition of 'sleeping on the job'...haha, joshua is passed OUT.
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| The other night, I was using one of my (many) other gmail accounts... and this really irked me. Out of habit, to log out of an account, I immediately click the last link on the top right because usually, that's where the "sign out" button sits:
However, this was not the case:
After clicking on the Bug link multiple times, slapping myself, then doing it again, i decided to take it up with upper management...so I filed a complaint.
Their fix?
Haha. I thought it was funny...although I wouldn't say it's a fix. I'd rather not have that button there altogether.
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| Pictures from Lunar New Year Celebration
...i finally got some kodak moments from the talent show.
nervous as hell before the gig.
"i saw your face.. in a crowded place..." (trying not to cry..because of the horrible lyrics)
yay, it's over! i can't believe i won...let's celebrate! beer! and peace signs.
wei yung, can i take you home?
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| ever wonder what your boss is really doing during your team meetings?
anon: in a meeting right now... but the people in my office can't see my screen
anon: haha
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| *ring*
me: hello?
mom: harry, hello, did you eat already?
me: yes mom.
mom: go buy some yogurt. it helps your poop smell better.
me: ...
mom: i read it in a report.
Chinese newspapers.
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